What will they think of before?

This is incredible:

Bird-Electron EZ-TAKEGTF2 Portable Bamboo Speaker Price: $199.00 USD Features Bird-Electron Japan proudly presents the all new 2006 EZ-TAKEGTF2 portable speakers made from all natural bamboo. Utilizing the natural resonance of bamboo, this Japanese engineered speaker not only projects quality sound but also is an stylish interior design deco. The TAKEGTF2 model uses a special Japanese SuSu bamboo which is smoked and aged for close to 100 years, and hand selected and crafted to meet Bird-Electron's standard. Unit can be used with any audio device through its stereo-mini plug. No power source needed.

How the hell did they know to start aging that bamboo so that speakers could be made for iPods 100 years later? I bet they bought stock in Apple in '98.