Mar 30, 2006

Dictionary zeitgeist

Every year, Merriam-Webster tallies their online searches to see what was most on people's minds during the year (Google does something similar).

From their website:

Based on your online lookups, the #1 Word of the Year for 2005 was:

1. integrity

Pronunciation: in-'te-gr&-tE
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English integrite, from Middle French & Latin; Middle French integrité, from Latin integritat-, integritas, from integr-, integer entire
1 : firm adherence to a code of especially moral or artistic values : INCORRUPTIBILITY
2 : an unimpaired condition : SOUNDNESS
3 : the quality or state of being complete or undivided : COMPLETENESS
synonym see HONESTY
Click on each of the other words in the Top Ten List for their definitions in the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary:

File under 'Incredibly useful but never considered before now'

I'm continually amazed by what people 1) imagine, 2) build, and 3) share for free online.

Today's little flash of coolness is Lazybase.

Mar 29, 2006

The Great Robot Race

I'm starting to like folding laundry; it's the only time I get to watch TV.

Last night was Nova's coverage of the 2005 DARPA Grand Challenge, in which teams raced totally autonomous SUVs 130 miles across the Mojave desert trails, tunnels, and winding passes. Four finished the course. In 2004's inaugural Challenge, none made it past (I think they said) 7 miles, though in all fairness to the guy who taught a motorcycle to drive itself, he was so exhausted he forgot to turn on the stabilization system. Nova's site has the hour-long show available in chapters.

Our commuting days are numbered. So are our top-of-the-food-chain days but that's a small price to pay for no commute. I just hope I have nice robot masters.

Considering the source, take with a grain of salt

iPods, flickr, everyone working on their indie film, even an 'Army of One'...

At what point does our individual-obsessed culture sail right over the edge, imploding in a wave of 'look at me' narcissism that clamors for attention from people too busy to turn their eyes from their own audience-seeking? Will it be when all of our friends start posting photos of their dinners online?




In Chad's defense, the watermelon was spiked.

Mar 25, 2006

Be careful what you wish for

So the Administration, so often labeled as liars or masters of secrecy, are being completely open about breaking the law. No waffling, no smoke, no mirrors. And they honestly couldn't more clearly broadcast their intentions to continue breaking the law, no matter what Congress might (but likely won't) do. My hat's off to 'em. At least they're being honest.

Where is the legendary liberal media to rant about this? To paraphrase Bob Dole of all people, where is the outrage? Why am I only reading about this on a blog (a very good blog, but it probably reaches fewer people than the Times Picayune, post-Katrina)?

Is this how America will be led to its execution? Meek and unaware of what's about to happen?

Mar 24, 2006

I don't know which is better...

this blog, or this post on that blog.

This blog, which pointed me to that blog, is very good too. For either one of them, don't forget your brain or you'll be left in the dust.

But whatever. I for one CAN NOT WAIT for the snake-plane-Samuel-Jackson-gratuitous-everything movie. See the second link.

Mar 18, 2006

Scientologists ate my baby!

Well, OK, that's not true. But they did steal my chef. Isaac Hayes has left South Park saying he could no longer tolerate its religious "intolerance and bigotry."
"Religious beliefs are sacred to people, and at all times should be respected and honored," he continued. "As a civil rights activist of the past 40 years, I cannot support a show that disrespects those beliefs and practices."
Pardon me while I wipe away a tear.

What an ingenuous dick. The cartoon's original short featured Jesus wrestling Santa, and it's only gotten better/worse. The show has been a never-ending slur of everything ethnic, religious, and cultural. It's also, thankfully for our otherwise washed-up Hayes, been the bouy of his resurgence and has been providing him with paychecks for nine years.

Well, I'm sure his newfound conviction comes from the realization that satire can be hurtful to those targeted, an understanding illuminated maybe by recent revelations like the Danish cartoon fiasco. I'm sure that's it, and that his moral stand has nothing to do with the fact that recently Scientology has come under SP's cross hairs, and that just happens to be Isaac's 'religion' of choice.

As for that 'civil rights activist' bit: Martin Luther King was a civil rights activist. Doing cartoon voiceovers and singing ironically popular songs just makes you another quasi-celebrity hack.

Mar 16, 2006

USA Repeats Paris-Nice

For 71 years, an American had never stood atop the winner’s podium of the Paris-Nice bicycle race. Now Americans have two years in a row. In 2005 Bobby Julich broke the drought and this year it was Floyd Landis’ turn to seize the reins of the 792-mile ‘Race to the Sun,’ edging out Spaniard Patxi Villa Errandonea by nine seconds.

This is on the heels of Landis’ victory in February’s Tour of California, which he won by 29 seconds. With a start to his season like this, Landis is predictably looking forward to bigger and better things – when asked what would be next, he replied, “preparation for the big race in July.” Performance and talk like this will quickly be inflated into Bode-like hype in the hopes of another American domination of the Tour. Landis is a stalwart racer and I’d like to see him do well, but I’d be astonished to see him in yellow next time he’s in Paris.

Mar 10, 2006

Carrier Pigeons

I work for the Federal Government (capitalized not in this case to convey any grey-suited respectability upon me, but to convey the massive, plodding monolith that it can be). Someone four or five levels up from me needs to know something that I know. She tells someone under her to report this info when he gets it, he tells his people to report that info to him when they get it, and so on, all the way down to me. Once that message has gotten to me (thankfully this one’s a standing order so days aren’t wasted just to let me know to do something), I can react, and give that info out. Sometimes that info may need to be doctored or sterilized or whatever, but not this info. Not ever. But it does have to be sent up the chain, from one person to the next, or people’s noses will get bent out of shape. Did I mention that this info needs to be conveyed quickly?

This could have been written in 1924, in the days of expensive telegraph messages, carbon paper, and carrier pigeons. When I send something out in 2006, though, I use email, which allows for CCing everyone who needs to see the info, flattening the organization, and speeding things way up. But our management style is cemented to 1924, cutting Mercury’s winged feet off everything from email to collaborative content management systems.

Here’s a once in a blogtime event: I’m about to compliment our President. The Presidential Management Agenda is a smart move that so far has been fairly successful. Sure, it’s simplistic, but it quickly tells someone with a limited attention span whether an agency is successful or not (it even uses stop light colors for increased clarity: Keep It Simple, Stupid), and it suggests where changes may be necessary. Further, it's identified ways in which the system is supposed to embrace egov initiatives, modernize communications, etc. Where it falls short, though, is in internalizing the concepts of sharing information and shifting reliance from chains of command to networks (crazy as he is, Admiral Poindexter’s right about stovepipes). The huge majority of egov initiatives have focused on things like putting existing forms online without looking in the mirror at our processes and organization.

If we the people want to actually make government respond to our needs cheaply and effectively, we need to do three things. First, force CIOs into the limelight, with definite responsibilities, mandates, and rewards. Second, convince kids with green hair and home-made blogs that there is somewhere that they can make a difference. And third, enforce their autonomy and good ideas on the dumb old animal that is the federal system so that they will.

Mar 8, 2006

bicycle porn

This internet thing pisses me off. As if flickr and Google Local didn't give me enough eye candy to absolutely DESTROY all sense of time, Trek's Project One allows you to play all day long with different paint schemes on a veritable Victoria's Secret list of bikes that make me feel all sweaty and tongue-tied.

Mar 3, 2006

Finally, old people can have a purpose

An interesting look forward at what is possible as we change our ideas about what it means to go to work and to be retired.

"Envision a future where many aging boomers are happily and productively working, flex-time, from home, on tasks that require human judgment and can be abstracted out of work flows."

Funny name, sure, but he's still cooler than you

Yo-Yo Ma RULES!

My wife and I were lucky enough to catch The Silk Road Project last week. Cellist Yo-Yo Ma founded it to better understand the migration of music, especially through the cultures strung along the Silk Road.

My appalling lack of knowledge about music (I know what I like, but that's about it) and my lack of writing/critique skills can't begin to convey how good the music was. It was simply one of the best performances I've ever seen, start to finish. The music, inspired by thousands of years of interactions on the trade routes between China and the Mediterranean, ranged from epic soundtrack of Asian history to an all-out, ten-person, global garage jam that brought the crowd jumping to their feet.

This is the second time we’ve seen Yo-Yo Ma. I have never seen a performer of his caliber, in any discipline, that seems as comfortable, gracious, and truly happy to be with you. The first time we saw him he played with an orchestra, and so couldn’t talk and riff as much as he did with his Silk Road partners, but he still came across as engaging and engaged. During the other night’s performance, not only were he and the other musicians exceptional, but they were having a blast. How often do you get to see classical cellists and violinists using their instruments as drums?

If you ever have the opportunity, see him, and pay what you can to sit close to the stage.

We the People

A recent survey has found that more Americans can name the judges on ‘American Idol’ and all five family members from ‘The Simpsons’ than can list all five of the freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment to the Constitution. *cue outrage and indignation*

This is understandable – what the freedoms need is some good marketing, and maybe some catchy, easy to remember characteristics. I’d rather have my teeth drilled without Novocain than watch American Idol, but I know that the judges are the black guy that calls everyone ‘dog,’ Paula Abdul (the sweet, supportive eye candy, I’d imagine), and the sour Brit that everyone would like to have the balls to emulate, at least as far as speaking their minds (and doesn’t he have a quintessentially British name, like Nigel or Simon?). The Simpsons are even easier, because, of course, they’ve raised most of us. But those freedoms, which slots do they fit into? Do any of them use the latest slang, or say 'D’oh!,' or entertain us every single week, even daily in syndication? No. Of course they don’t. So c’mon freedoms, it’s a new age: if you want me to remember you, you gotta dazzle me.

Just in case you’re Jay Leno and you hold ignorant people up for disdain while trying hurriedly to remember the answer to the question you’ve just asked them out of the blue, those freedoms are speech, religion, press, assembly, and redress of grievances.

Mr. Alfred Anderson, Rest in Peace

On November 21, 2005 Alfred Anderson, whose life spanned three centuries, and who witnessed the Christmas Truce of 1914, died. A hundred and nine years old, and he lived during one of the most incredible hundred and nine years of human history...

But this isn't about that; it's about this.