Coming up, wild guesses and prognostication

Last night just before turning off the TV the leader for the 11 pm news came on, showing a minivan skidding off a freeway onto the shoulder, then wildly swinging back across traffic. This was followed by a small car doing a similar careen in heavy snow. The tagline at the bottom of the screen was 'Freezing Rain' though I wasn't aware of any in the area. The newscaster's voiceover: "The roads may not be this bad, but we'll see what's in store for your morning commute..."

Cut to scene from 'The Land Before Time.' 'Could dinosaurs lower your taxes? Stay tuned for the Leadbusters' hot money tips!'