but will there be enough legroom for the kneelers?

In a surprisingly creative and modern approach to augmenting its business model, the Vatican is going to start offering high-speed pilgrimages - jet service to holy places to tap into the 'religious tourism' market.

Some of the cabin crew will be "specialised in the voyages of a sacred nature", according Italy's Ansa news agency.

buWAHhahaha... Insert punchline here.

My only questions revolve around the practical: can't tourists just be divinely transported? Will the wine in first class be the blood of Christ? What will the headlines say after their first mishap?