leaf blowers, part 2
Seriously. I just drove past a yahoo who was very fastidiously blowing every last blade of mown grass out into the street, well away from her curb. And no, this wasn't the same yahoo I posted about earlier. She didn't even stop as I had to drive through her little green cloud. Jesus. And even though double extra large t-shirts do a lot to hide their contents, they don't do so much as to reveal that this was a person who could've benefited greatly from using a human-powered broom for awhile.
Check this page out for more like the following:
Check this page out for more like the following:
- There is no evidence of increase in the cost of lawn care when blowers are banned. (and think about the savings in fuel costs - essentially, lawncare companies could push that cost onto their workers, who would pay it in muscle effort)
- Dick Roberts, organizer of Project Quiet Yards in Greenwich, Connecticut, told House & Garden in 1996, "We did a test on a half acre of grass clippings and found a rake was only ten minutes slower than a blower." That extra time would equate to less than one minute for a typical-size yard in my neighborhood.
- Small gasoline engines create up to 20 percent of the air pollution in cities, particularly NOx and particulates
4 Comments:
Basic weekly yard work takes me about four hours every week. Take away my blower and it would add another 40 minutes, easy. Why do you hate my free time?
I don't seem to notice the leaf blowers as much as the yahoo's that need to spray the grey layer of dirt off of their grey cement driveways.
I don't hate your free time, Chad, I'm just deeply, deeply envious of it, and that makes me bitter.
BTW, FOUR HOURS A WEEK?! And that's your BASIC work? Holy crap. Do you lovingly pet each blade of grass and tell each bush how precious it is?
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