saving energy so you can use it somewhere else

I'm a little skeptical every time I see something like this from someone like them, but it's a cool widget anyway. However, they missed a number of my favorite energy intensive pastimes that they may want to consider adding:

• Shooting rats at the dump
• Peelin' out to impress the ladies
• Burning tires
• Chasing rabbits in the field with my jeep
• Whaling
• Burning coal for heat while reading Charles Dickens to my filthy children (I'm a fool for accurate reenactment)
• Cruizin' and drinkin' fo-tees